Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Origin of Big Anime Eyes


Contrary to popular belief, anime eyes were not created when Tezuka Osamu looked into the eyes of a baby deer right before he wiped his dick accross his wife's chin. Anime eyes where created because Tezuka was influenced by Betty Boop which was popular in Japan during that time. Tezuka liked Betty Boop because her forhead reminded him of a black guys ass crack and it motivated him to grow an extra chode wrinkle. Betty Boop is the ugliest female character drawn out since the black chick from the Princess and the Bride. I'm not here to judge, whatever rocks your boat rocks your prostate. Japaneese history is gay as fuck and I rather sit through mexican histroy two times over. I love a country where you milk your goat in the evening and blow your trumpet at night.